Judge Apologizes to Assassin For Efforts Made to Keep Him Alive

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America! 

What a time to be alive!! Am I right?

Backlash is growing in the realms of the sane citizenry after DC Magistrate Zia Faruqui offered apologies to Cole Allen, the would-be assassin of President Trump and countless others at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner.

What was the poor treatment Faruqui was lamenting?

Allen had been placed on suicide watch. For his own protection. 

Because a psychologist at the jail rightly evaluated the most mediocre mastermind that ever lived and deemed the lugubrious goober to have a deathwish. 

Because anyone who runs into a confined space with a battalion of armed police, security, secret service, etc. whose only job and mission in life is to keep one man safe—and eliminate all others who seek his harm…and you’re the guy who seeks him harm…will not have a long life. 

Because in the very words of the shooter, Mr. Allen, “I did not think I would make it out alive..” And he did it anyway…

The man did not value his own life or the life of any other. 

Hence, the suicide watch. 

Also…not every person housed in the DC jail is a raging liberal who wants the President dead. Some may even be fans of 47.

Hence, solitary confinement. 

Get over it, Your Honor. 

But the judge also felt it inhumane that a Bible was requested and withheld from Mr. Allen. 

Now—full disclosure—I am a pretty big fan of the Bible. And while I celebrate the hotelier efforts of the Gideons and think it should be in every classroom, every home, and on every hearth—even I see the irony here. 

Buddy—you can repent with nothing in your hand and no one in the room. And I hesitate to release God’s holy Word back to you without an able teacher. As your understanding of its commands seem compromised and corrupted, thus far. 

Good news, though! Whether inmate or ingrate, the Holy Spirit is revealing truth to those who seek it. Everywhere and at all times. So, woohoo for that!

Faruqui’s apology to the abject assassin had one more interesting nugget. 

“It’s troubling. I never heard of one Jan. 6 defendant who was put in five-point restraints or in a safe cell. If the only way to keep him safe is the most punitive thing, that’s a problem. Pardons may erase convictions, but they don’t erase history,” he said. “They were hanging gallows outside.”

Me thinks the good judge has feelings about the pardoning of the J6ers and their “benevolent treatment” while incarcerated, and likely any other conservative or Republican. 

It’s very helpful that the Weaponization Working Group report has recently been released highlighting the Biden DOJ’s treatment of those it deemed to be enemies of the state.

Like praying nuns. 

Let me summarize it for you.

The harshest possible sentences with the harshest possible conditions. 

I wonder how Matthew Perna’s family feels about Judge Faruqui’s sympathy for the man who intended and attempted to assassinate the President. I wonder how they feel about Faruqui’s horror at the maltreatment of Cole Allen when he was placed on Suicide watch.

Matthew Perna was a J6er whose treatment was so malevolent and malicious, he took his own life. His obituary state quite painfully and transparently that Merna’s treatment by the DOJ broke his heart and spirit. 

And he is not the only suicide amongst the J6 defendants. 

I assume Judge Faruqui sent sprays of flowers and condolences.